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19 October 2005 @ 07:01 pm
Twatson's 'seductive pictures'  
BEWARE. You will be shocked by the sight infront of you. You have been warned.

She's actually smiling here. weird hair. just remeber: she's a natural blond ¨. Only that on this picture you can see that it's not true.

HA HA HA. What is she trying to achieve by doing this? maybe she's trying out for balet. It's just that this pose doesn't exist in balet.  and those shoes! Yuck. oh and please get jeans that fit you, Watson. That shirt is... extraordinary, and purple doesn't suit her. Not that anything suits Twatson.

'OOoooo I'm LyK SSSSSSSSSSOooOooo H.O.T.  Want a piece of me? look, I'm barefoot.... why don't you start there? *smirk+wink*

This is one off the most disgustting pictures that I'd seen in a very long time. She's got pimples all over her face. bad bad acne. if she had no make up....O_O 'Ye like dur- courrse my shirt is made of real goldd. If there¨s someone who can afford it, then it's me. Uh-uh.'

We can see both your bra and underwear. And your freckles. Good job on applying a reasonable layer of make up on your face.

No comment, guys.
whalesandowls on October 19th, 2005 05:24 pm (UTC)
Its weird how you can see the cami underneath the purple shirt thing, but you can also see the bra strap.
greencoke on October 19th, 2005 05:49 pm (UTC)
Well.. When you are wearing a tank-top you have to be able to see the strap. And when you're only just developing a chest, you have to wear the bra. unless you wanna look worse than she already does, body-wise.
genunieloser02 on October 19th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
She looks like a greasy bug.
eyeswideshut02 on January 21st, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
Sarahcrystallinevine on October 19th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)
You can drown at least 12 people in the amount of eye-shadows she has in the first pic.
Twatson could NEVER do ballet. She would never have the patience and disipline, and would complain all the time about her aching legs and whatnot. Believe me, I'm into my 10th year of ballet training and I've newly started pointe shoes.
In the forth pic, I swear she is a camel. I know I've said it before, but it scared me just how alike she looked to a camel grazing somewhere...with a wierd gold saddle.
l-o-l-arocker007 on October 19th, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
OH MAN i started pointe 3 years ago...it's killer. but i still love it.
jadore____dior on October 19th, 2005 07:56 pm (UTC)
If she started pointe work, and came to my pointe class, I would puke. She'd probably whine the whole entire time about how much it hurts.
marauders4 on October 19th, 2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
I've been doing pointe since I was 4 and I can tell you right now, if seh came to my academy, I would give her hell. Y'know, push her over, make her do something really hard over and over until I deemed it right, oh just everything. She'd quit pointe faster that Britney did Jason Alexander.
Sarahcrystallinevine on October 20th, 2005 01:26 pm (UTC)
haha! Oh, I'd pay big money two see her do some serious pointe work for 3 hours non-stop. You're right, there are just so many possibilities...*sigh*
jadore____dior on October 21st, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
You should not of started pointe at four....that's way too young.
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cutelcacutelca on October 19th, 2005 06:55 pm (UTC)
She looks a lot older than fifteen...perhaps it´s the tan, and she looks extremely greasy.
conciseandreal on October 19th, 2005 07:53 pm (UTC)
please, pretty please, lock up this post ♥
jadore____dior on October 19th, 2005 07:56 pm (UTC)
EW! THE SECOND PICTURE! She could never be a ballet dancer with those lines. She looks pregnant in that shirt.
marauders4 on October 19th, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
She probably is pregnant. I wouldn't be surprised if Alfonso's condom broke one of those many nights they spent together.
shinny: {HP} Too much pinkdiabolicalwoman on October 19th, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC)
marauders4 on October 19th, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC)
Now, is it just me or is Twatson wearing lace underwear? I think she is and that's just wrong. It's really funny though how in most pictures she takes you can see her underwear. My little sister's pants fall down sometimes and I just tell to quit pulling an "Emma Watson" and she knows what I'm talking about. That's sad. And the 2nd picture is just...weird. Plus, her shoes were dirty so they got the background all messed up. Wow, don't you want to shoot her?
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ginevra weasleyfunnybear on October 20th, 2005 10:55 pm (UTC)
i don't think there's anything wrong with girls having hair, it's sort of pathetic the stress society puts on gender roles.
shinny: {HP} Hermione the Beaverdiabolicalwoman on October 19th, 2005 09:58 pm (UTC)
I think she should have wore like a silver or a gold cami under the purple sheer shirt thing. Meh.

I don't consider her face in the first picture a smile, it's kind of a open mouth, showing the teeth thing. Or a "I was just laughing, but now I can't fake it anymore."

Anyway, nice spam!
Midnight's Shadowphantomwitch on October 19th, 2005 10:05 pm (UTC)
Ugh. At least wear a darker colored bra than the cami. And please, no really awkward poses with no basis, it makes you look physically deformed. If you're going to let your nails grow out, at least paint them a nice color to make your hands look more feminine. Smiling sincerely wouldn't go arwy, either.

Ooh, I realized why her arms look so manly; her wrists are really wide. At least in this shoot the tendrils of hair look styled instead of sloppy.
bitobscene on October 19th, 2005 10:25 pm (UTC)
_xeroxicide_ on October 19th, 2005 10:31 pm (UTC)
Ugh, I saw a top just like that purple thing in the store, and it was really pretty!(the ugly clouds were gone, so that helped, and the cami was... the same color! OMG) But Emma here ruins it, she doesn't have the body for it does she?
miyoshi.silentxxtearsxx on October 20th, 2005 01:56 am (UTC)
..the fuck's with the second picture.

I like shudder everytime I look at it.

GAHHHH. ::shudder::
video pixel kid: Jonnysecuresecrets on October 20th, 2005 04:33 am (UTC)
Why didn't they dye her hair before the photoshoot? Her brown roots are very noticable.
Serenaherm_weasley on October 20th, 2005 12:49 pm (UTC)
Laurenbreathe_me27 on October 20th, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
OMG that-can I call it ballet?-picture is so stupid! Is that even a pose???
Kellieloveisloud89 on October 21st, 2005 12:28 am (UTC)
i don't think she's barefoot in the third one, she's just got tan boots on. but yeah, that's a cute purple top but not for her age. You'd have to have curves for that to work...

andomgwtfshiny scares the hell out of me...
Sashahotts_4_malfoy on November 28th, 2005 03:29 pm (UTC)
yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck!